Make the Most of Micro-Idle Time

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Is our culture work-obsessed, money-obsessed, or maybe just obsessed? It’s hard to tell the difference. What I do know is that we’re so busy, we don’t even know how to waste time anymore. That is, until I discovered micro-idle time. [Read more…]

Use Your Writing to Climb the Corporate Ladder

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Publishing a book is not the only way you can make money from your writing. You can also use it to scare the bejabbers out of your co-workers and climb the corporate ladder. [Read more…]

Eliminate Verbal Communication

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People belly-ache about having to respond to so many text, email and Facebook messages. I have a simple solution: Let’s go with the digital flow, and eliminate verbal communication.

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The Pizza Extremists

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News headlines are filled with harrowing stories of religious and political extremists carrying out horrifying attacks. For once, can’t we have an extremist who is cool? I think that would be nice, thus I’ve launched the Pizza Extremists. [Read more…]

The Poo and Pee Comedian

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Why are there so many potty mouth comedians? I believe it’s due to oppressive parents who never let us get the scatalogical giggles out of our system. That’s a huge opportunity missed, and it led to my latest epiphany. [Read more…]

Why You Should Pay for My Haircut

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I’m sorry if you’re offended by the grotesque haircut that precedes this blog post. You can either stare it in or disgust, or be a willing participant in my latest epiphany: Forcing people to pay for my next haircut. [Read more…]

World Leaders Need to Converse in Doggy Voice

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I’m always amazed by how people will talk to their dogs in sweet, loving tones, and then rip their fellow man a new one. It’s why I decided to instill peace and harmony in the human race by convincing world leaders to speak in doggy voice. [Read more…]

Let Bad Health Prevail with the Intox Clog


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Couples that enjoy a successful marriage “complete” each other. I became the ying to my wife’s yang with my latest epiphany: I responded to her Detox Cleanse with my own Intox Clog. [Read more…]

My Best Friend is a Dumpster

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As the aging process drags on, I realize that my outlook on friendship has changed. This latest epiphany reveals a more pragmatic approach: My new BFF is a dumpster. [Read more…]

Guess What Sells Like Hotcakes?

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The world overfloweth with business gurus, Wall Street wizards, and economic academics. Yet out of all these brilliant biz folk, not one person has suggested the ridiculously obvious: To make money, you should start selling hotcakes. [Read more…]

Help Me Marry a Celebrity in 2015

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Over the past two New Year’s, we as a nation have resolved to make Greg Mischio famous. You’ve done admirable work, but now I’m calling upon you to take my fame and fortune to another level – and help yourself in the process. It’s time to help me marry a celebrity in 2015.

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Top 10 Epiphanies in 2014!

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Let’s take a walk down memory lane and review the fan-favorites from 2014. I appreciate your readership, although it makes me think that you have a LOT of time on your hands if you’re spending hours upon hours reading epiphanies. Anywho, here’s a gander at last year’s top 10. (Click on the post titles to link to the full epiphany.) [Read more…]

Hack Santa This Xmas

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Following the recent hack of Sony emails, I wondered who would – or should – be the next target. My choice? Santa. Discover why my latest epiphany ends the suffering of children worldwide via one well-orchestrated North Pole security breach. [Read more…]

Boo thy Neighbor

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At a recent University of Wisconsin football game, I had my first encounter with the Ohio State Buckeye fans, and boy, am I a better man for it. They showed me just how much fun it can be to boo thy neighbor. [Read more…]

Sit Your Lazy Butt Down and Save the Earth


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One simple request from my wife, one global-changing epiphany from me. Discover how laziness is the only way to solve our energy woes and stave off global warming. [Read more…]