Introducing the Fetus Phone

Introducing the baby iNvitro phone

Why are older generations so distraught over the younger generation’s fixation with smart phones? I say let’s take it to the next level, which is why I’ve subcontracted with Apple to roll out my latest epiphany: the Fetus Phone. (Another guest illustration from Monica Lalanda!) [Read more…]

Instilling Fear of Meteor Showers in Worrywart Moms

Instilling Fear of Meteors in Worrywart Moms Monica LaLanda

Why do we use the term “worrywart”? Wouldn’t it be more accurate to refer to chronic worriers as “mom”? Mommies tend to worry excessively about anything and everything, at least they did until my latest epiphany. (This week’s post features another guest illustration from Monica LaLanda!) [Read more…]

Underwear Store for Men

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This week’s post includes a special guest illustration from Harrison Wheeler.  Click here to learn more about Harrison.

My daughter dragged me into Victoria’s Secret during a recent trip to the mall.  The sight of lacy garments and a store full of women inspired my latest epiphany, which I shouted out the top of my lungs: “Why the hell don’t we have an underwear store for men?” [Read more…]