Behave Wrong So Your Kids Will Grow Up Right

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If a teenager’s natural instinct is to rebel against their parents, then doesn’t it make sense for Mom and Dad to eschew hard work and lucrative careers?  In other words, if you want your kids to grow up right, your only hope is to behave wrong. [Read more…]

Fans Go Nuts for the Druggie Football League

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What’s the big deal about athletes taking performance-enhancing drugs? We want them to be superheroes and perform superhuman feats, so let’s give them the juice to make it happen. Say hello to the Druggie Football League. [Read more…]