Why You Should Pay for My Haircut

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I’m sorry if you’re offended by the grotesque haircut that precedes this blog post. You can either stare it in or disgust, or be a willing participant in my latest epiphany: Forcing people to pay for my next haircut. [Read more…]

Saving Time In Your Day with Gyro and a Haircut

Gyro and a Haircut Epiphany

During a recent haircut, as I took a seat in a salon chair and a stylist draped a cape over me to catch hair clippings, I couldn’t help but marvel at the amount of time wasted during this process.  There’s no other activity – except for driving and sleeping – in which a human being is inert for such an extended period of time.  As I pondered this dilemma, I realized I was about to unearth yet another mind-blowing epiphany. [Read more…]