Introducing the Fetus Phone

Introducing the baby iNvitro phone

Why are older generations so distraught over the younger generation’s fixation with smart phones? I say let’s take it to the next level, which is why I’ve subcontracted with Apple to roll out my latest epiphany: the Fetus Phone. (Another guest illustration from Monica Lalanda!) [Read more…]

Adopt Killer Virus as Household Pet

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Why do people like having vicious dogs for pets? You know, those breeds poised to tear your throat out if you so much as glance in their general direction? A recent incident involving one of these hellhounds led to my latest epiphany: Let’s make killer viruses into household pets. (This week’s post includes a special guest illustration from Mónica Lalanda!)

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Buying 3,475 X-mas Gifts for My Twitter Followers

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The holidays are here, and I view their arrival as the perfect opportunity to marry tradition with high tech.  It’s my latest epiphany:  I’m going to climb over the digital divide and hand-deliver a holiday gift for my 3,475 Twitter followers. (This week’s post includes a special guest illustration from Mónica Lalanda!) [Read more…]