The epic battle between the sexes has raged since the day Eve borrowed Adam’s rib and didn’t put it back. To help us men conquer the women-people, I’m fighting fire with fire by inventing the garment the opposite sex can’t figure out. [Read more…]
Men Now Traveling to the Bathroom in Pairs
Why do women travel to the bathroom in pairs? My latest epiphany revealed the secret, one so terrifying that I wished I’d never questioned women’s dreaded double-trip to the can. [Read more…]
Letting My Wife Scope Out Women For Me
Did you know 9 out of 10 men are put to death by their wives if they dare glance in the direction of another woman? With my bold, marriage-saving epiphany, I’ve figured out a simple way to stay alive: I’ll let my wife do the ogling for me. [Read more…]
Why Men Always Get the “S” Jobs
I’ve had enough. For far too long, me and my fellow menfolk have been forced into cruel, subservient tasks: The s— jobs. My latest epiphany reveals why it occurs, and one brave man’s attempt to right this messy wrong. [Read more…]