Become a Bazillionaire by Teaching Your Cat to Talk

Scientist Cat

I have no qualms with people obsessed with becoming bazillionaires. It’s just that they work so hard to make the cash. Why spend all your time and effort creating a new technology or becoming a highly-skilled doctor, when all you have to do is teach your cat to talk? [Read more…]

Adopt Killer Virus as Household Pet


Why do people like having vicious dogs for pets? You know, those breeds poised to tear your throat out if you so much as glance in their general direction? A recent incident involving one of these hellhounds led to my latest epiphany: Let’s make killer viruses into household pets. (This week’s post includes a special guest illustration from Mónica Lalanda!)

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