The Pizza Extremists

February 23, 2015 by Leave a Comment

Pizza on white background

News headlines are filled with harrowing stories of religious and political extremists carrying out horrifying attacks. For once, can’t we have an extremist who is cool? I think that would be nice, thus I’ve launched the Pizza Extremists. [Read more…]

Filed Under: General World-Altering Epiphany, Religious Epiphanies Tagged With: , ,

How God Can Make a Ton of Cash

October 13, 2014 by 2 Comments

Heavenly light

God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-all. But even He would be the first to tell you, you can just never have enough cash. With my latest Epiphany, I’ve got a foolproof way the creator can increase profits and put even more dough in his omniscient pocket.

[Read more…]

Filed Under: Religious Epiphanies Tagged With: , ,

Congress Needs a Reverse Jesus

May 27, 2014 by Leave a Comment

Congress Needs a Reverse Jesus

Is it just me, or is our Congress a tad ineffectual? Bi-partisanship has split the Democrats and Republicans asunder, which is why I employed the brilliant tactical move – the Reverse Jesus – to bring them together.

[Read more…]

Filed Under: Political Epiphanies, Religious Epiphanies Tagged With: , , ,
111111111111