The World Greatest Valentine’s Day Present

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Valentine’s Day is a source of unfathomable stress for menfolk across this great land.  The stakes are incredibly high.  You get the right gift, and you could wind up in Victoria Secret splendor.  Guess wrong, and you best set the shower temp for frigid.  Deciding to go for broke, I just chose a unique but heartfelt gift: This year, I’m going to liberate my wife from the Childbirth Conspiracy. [Read more…]