World Leaders Need to Converse in Doggy Voice

sad little labrador retriever puppy

I’m always amazed by how people will talk to their dogs in sweet, loving tones, and then rip their fellow man a new one. It’s why I decided to instill peace and harmony in the human race by convincing world leaders to speak in doggy voice. [Read more…]

Adopt Killer Virus as Household Pet


Why do people like having vicious dogs for pets? You know, those breeds poised to tear your throat out if you so much as glance in their general direction? A recent incident involving one of these hellhounds led to my latest epiphany: Let’s make killer viruses into household pets. (This week’s post includes a special guest illustration from Mónica Lalanda!)

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