Introducing the Fetus Phone

Introducing the baby iNvitro phone

Why are older generations so distraught over the younger generation’s fixation with smart phones? I say let’s take it to the next level, which is why I’ve subcontracted with Apple to roll out my latest epiphany: the Fetus Phone. (Another guest illustration from Monica Lalanda!) [Read more…]

Daddy App to Reunite Fathers and Daughters

Daddy App To Reunite Fathers and DaughtersThe quandary:  How do I manage to extricate my daughter from her eyelock on her iphone, and get her to actually make eye contact with me, her dear father?  The solution:  I don’t decry technology.   Instead I produce an epiphany to outsmart the smart phone. [Read more…]