Passive-Aggressive Plants Must Be Stopped!

Fighting back against passive aggressive plants

It’s time to call the plant world on the carpet. These passive-aggressive rooted things are messing with my head, not to mention my lawn. The reverse-psychology of my amazing new epiphany put them in their place. [Read more…]

Survival Skills for Suburban Males


I’ve long wondered what would happen if the country’s energy grid went kaput and suburban men were left to fend for their families.  Would we step up to the plate like the hardened frontiersman of old, or whimper and die like the pink-skinned cubicle lambs of new?  I resolved to ensure the former with my new epiphany, a survival skill course for suburban males. [Read more…]