People belly-ache about having to respond to so many text, email and Facebook messages. I have a simple solution: Let’s go with the digital flow, and eliminate verbal communication.
Introducing the Fetus Phone
June 2, 2014 by 10 Comments
Why are older generations so distraught over the younger generation’s fixation with smart phones? I say let’s take it to the next level, which is why I’ve subcontracted with Apple to roll out my latest epiphany: the Fetus Phone. (Another guest illustration from Monica Lalanda!) [Read more…]
Why NASCAR Drivers Should Text During Races
November 11, 2013 by 2 Comments
Haven’t we learned about the dangers of texting while driving? Considering how many dolts I see weaving all over the road, the answer is no. It’s why I thought the best way to demonstrate the peril is to encourage NASCAR drivers to start texting at 200 mph. [Read more…]
