Achieve World Peace with Global Death Day

March 10, 2014 by 6 Comments

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Why are we so darned insistent on solving conflict through wars and by beating people with sticks? An easier solution is my latest epiphany: Give everyone the chance to kill one person every year – and be killed in return! Give a warm welcome to Global Death Day! [Read more…]

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Resolve Syrian Conflict with the Guy Who Won’t Shut Up

September 23, 2013 by 4 Comments

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It may appear that the situation in Syria has calmed down for the moment, but the main issue still remains:  President Bashar al-Assad needs to go.  In this no-win situation, I’ve put forth the one solution to the problem. We need to send in the Guy Who Won’t Shut Up. [Read more…]

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