One Word Can Keep Things Cool with Your Wife

July 28, 2014 by 1 Comment

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I have put my foot in mouth so many times that there is a size 9 footprint embossed on my tongue. To overcome my poorly-timed and ill-advised words, I’ve taken a page out of the family dog’s book: I will only say one word. [Read more…]

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Fact-Filled Wristbands for Oblivious Husbands

October 14, 2013 by 8 Comments

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While watching a football game, my wife noticed something on the quarterback: A wristband with all the plays written on it.  Her observation spurred yet another epiphany: Fact-Filled Wristbands for Oblivious Husbands. [Read more…]

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Divorce, Remarry, Divorce and Remarry to Get a Screen Porch

September 16, 2013 by 2 Comments

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I love my wife dearly. But there comes a time when we need to put aside our feelings of the heart, and focus on the passion of the pocketbook.  Especially when you want a new screen porch, which is what led to this latest epiphany. [Read more…]

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