At a recent University of Wisconsin football game, I had my first encounter with the Ohio State Buckeye fans, and boy, am I a better man for it. They showed me just how much fun it can be to boo thy neighbor. [Read more…]
How to Make the Most of Abysmal Wisconsin Weather
January 27, 2014 by 2 Comments
It’s no picnic living in Wisconsin. Dangerous wind chills during the winter, predatory mosquitoes and gawd-awful humidity during the summer – it seems like a dress rehearsal for eternal damnation. My latest epiphany is designed to make the most of the days it actually is nice in this wretched state. [Read more…]
Cherished Vice Helps Swimming Replace Football
March 11, 2013 by 1 Comment
It’s over for high school football. The moment a parent whose child has suffered a football-borne concussion files a personal injury lawsuit, every school district will scramble for an alternative. It dawned on me that there was a perfect replacement for the prized pigskin: Swimming. That is, swimming paired with a certain vice even more popular than football. [Read more…]
